Tumbleweed blows by.





You can hear the sound of church bells
and dogs barking in the distance.











Bertie: I've had to use nuclear power for the lights.
Roy: Have you never heard of Marie Curie?
Bertie: Who's she?
Roy: She was born in...







Tumbleweed blows by.






...She became a...






You can hear the sound of church bells
and dogs barking in the distance.

...The important point is that she died and became a ghost... ...She haunted my uncle Willie's house for years. She was always complaining to him about his nuclear reactor. The dog kept scratching at it. She said it would be the death of him.     Bertie: And was it?     Roy: No. The cigarettes got him in the end.

My eye has gone to sleep and my other eye is a snail and it's crying.

It's your snail versus mine.

Jenny recently split up with Darren. Alan has been in love with Jenny for years, and I convinced him to ask her out. She said yes. When he arrived at her house to collect her he gave her a bunch of crows. He took her to a restaurant where a jazz band played.

Darren couldn't care less about Jenny and Alan. This is his official position.







What did Darren do while Jenny was with Alan?
"I shot the f**k out of the clouds until the clouds were f**kless, and then I started kicking a car. I saw Mathilda. She entered the evening like a letter pushed through a letter box by an arsonist. She beckoned me towards her with her poking finger, the one she'd just been using on a dead cat. We're in love now. She's much better than Jenny. Jenny is a blister on a cut on a half-cat or a dead calf."